Elusive Fire Breathing Squirrel Cow Finally Captured on Film!

Cumberland, ME: The wily and elusive North American Fire Breathing Squirrel Cow is commonly known as a Sqwow in Gordonian dialects. Sqwows are actually quite common in temperate mid-northern climes, but seldom seen by humans due to their extremely reclusive nature. Weighing almost 500 pounds, most North American Fire Breathing Squirrel Cows feed on vegetation and ramen noodles, which they prefer lightly singed. The Squirrel Cow is not thought to be aggressive, but has been observed using it’s beady eyes to seduce unsuspecting squirrels to within range of its fire-spouting nostrils, at which point it roasts and devours them, in notable exception to the creature’s normal vegetarian diet.